'Is it Maths or English Literature, I'm not sure' 'Well I hope it's maths coz he's gonna need his angles!'
Um..he's got a degree in angles of English Literature!'
'Everyone makes mistakes, that's why pencils have erasers.'
'I think I'm the special one'
'Newsflash, miracles do not happen!'
'Park the bus infront of the goal'
'It's his fault, coz he's Italian and the Italians love bashing sessions'
'Slow and steady wins the race! NO IT DOESN'T, FAST AND FURIOUS DOES'
'Take that, and that, ow! I'm parlaysed, I just hope medical science can cure me!'
'Well, your father was a loser, and his father, and his father, it's genetic man, d'oh!'
'This thing is known as a cube, or a frinkheadron in terms to its inventor'
'And bring it in for the perfect landing! (Glass shatters) Oh dear, my wife is going to kill me'
'Do you expect me to talk, NO Mr. Bond, I expect you to die.'
'Yeah, that's his problem, he's a nut'
'Galeforce 9!'
'Was I doomed to smell like a pig for a lifetime!'
'Mental places are ok, its better than Center Parcs'
'Bang and the dirt is GONE!
'Wat's to explain, he's an idiot!'
'I'm being accused by liars and thieves'
'I always win!! hehe!'
'I thought that was always quite catchy, but yeah, so AIDS!'
'I'm not sure that right, there's no w###### in Hamlet.' 'Mmm, there is, loads, only they call it soliquoising!'
'Well, I am bald and important!'
'D'oh!'
'Hello, I'm an electric car, I don't go very fast or very far, and if you drive me, people will think you're gay!'
'Me fail English! That's unpossible!'
'Oh, so they have the Internet on computers now!'
'It's raining again, yeah bit slow are you.'
'The Internet King, wonder if he can give me faster nudity!'
'You know James Blunt, he's so Blunt.'
'What do you call a blunt pencil? James.'
'Worst episode ever!'
'I've seen more depth in a cup of tea!'
'Loneliness and cheesburgers are a dangerous mix.'
'If you'd had brains, then you would be dangerous.'
'You have the concentration spam of a pigeon!'
'Highlight of the day? He punched a pigeon!'
'Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson here is, never try!'
'Trying is the first step towards failure!'
'Epic fail!'
'He's a rookie at the back of the field, and come in and made his team-mate look like a monkey!'
'His trousers are on fire!'
'People will say whether he is good enough for Formula 1. Well, its a pretty short debate Murray!'
'Facts are meaningless. You could have facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!'
'Do they give a Nobel Peace Prize for attempted chemistry.'
'His hopes that were previously nil, are now absolutely zero!'
'I thumb through your magazines!'
'I didn't get rich by signing out cheques!'
'Jenson Button in the top 10, is in 11th position.'
'I hope I didn't brain my damage.'
'Inflammable means flammable, what a country!'
'Life is unpredictable, that's what makes it exciting.'
'if life was simple, it would be dull and predictable - you might as well be a robot.'
'You have the charisma of cardboard!'
'You are as dull as dishwater!'
'Disco Diva, it was more like a Disco Disaster!'
'Thank you, steal again!'
'You're supposed to be a helper monkey! This isn't helping.'
'You have the intelligence of a 6-year old.'
'Hi Supernintendo Chalmers!'
'Don't panic everyone, then we all panic.'
